Near the beginning of the episode, Kennex is in an anger management seminar. The first guy we hear from seems to be hatin' on everything in the group, including their therapist. But Kennex insists that he is doing fine. The therapist insists that he is not telling the truth, what with his girlfriend having been part of the criminal organization that blew off his leg and had his entire team killed. Instead, he projects it all on a poor guy named Marty... because he would definitely want to off himself if he were that poor sap. And then he asks "Anal"... er, "Aneel" how he's doing. Kennex really knows how to lay on the insults to pull the focus away from himself.
Best anger-management seminar EVER. "I hate everyone just the same. In fact, I think I hate you the most." #AlmostHuman
— Mary Bushur (@joanbushur) January 14, 2014
LMBO! SOME-body's not enjoying his therapy session! #AlmostHuman
— Jenae Ivy (@justwrite115) January 14, 2014
Wow. That chick is a TERRIBLE counselor. #AlmostHuman
— Jessica (@Eutopia26) January 14, 2014
OH MY GOD JOHN YOU ASS. #AlmostHuman
— Meg (@dietpunkfics) January 14, 2014
He so does not look like a non-angry person. #AlmostHuman
— Amy Vernon (@AmyVernon) January 14, 2014
#AlmostHuman anal.....I'm crying laughing....did John just call some one Anal!!!!!
— Kimberly Hart-Brown (@candypie22) January 14, 2014
Not any easier to catch a train in the future, I see. #AlmostHuman
— Fourth-day Universe (@4thdayU) January 14, 2014
Did that dude just get shot by Deadshot???? holy skynet!!! #AlmostHuman
— Nano the Robot (@Nano20XXad) January 14, 2014
I so want THAT kind of electronic paper! #almosthuman
— Dony Nick (@DonyNick) January 14, 2014
Kill that MX, KILL IT NOW. Let the anger out, White Cheetah! #AlmostHuman
— Natalia Quique (@NataliaQuique) January 14, 2014
HE'LL YEAH SHUT YO MOUTH GOOD #AlmostHuman
— Cult Of Personality (@DrPain9K) January 14, 2014
Was waiting for him to do that lol #almosthuman #GetGlue http://t.co/OxFJD7Jd2M
— Vandy Russ (@passionsista) January 14, 2014
#AlmostHuman I cannot believe the MX is dissing Dorian. Screw that guy!
— Glennis Blanchfield (@GBlanch0828) January 14, 2014
Well, that's one way to shut it up. #AlmostHuman
— The 7th Matrix (@The7thMatrix) January 14, 2014
BAHAHAHA!! I love you, John. #AlmostHuman
— Jessica (@Eutopia26) January 14, 2014
Im learning Kennex's salary goes to living expenses, 401K, and replacing robots he keeps shooting #AlmostHuman
— Nooby™ Trex (@ThisisTrex) January 14, 2014
Does Kennex even get a pay check anymore since he keeps killing those Acerbots? #AlmostHuman
— Latrice (@Latricebeme) January 14, 2014
Much more cathartic than an anger management class. #Kennex #AlmostHuman
— D (@Twit4Flan) January 14, 2014
Nope. No anger issues here. None at ALL. #AlmostHuman
— Lisa Yancey (@aerynsunx) January 14, 2014
THOSE ANGER MANAGEMENT SESSIONS ARE GOING GREAT JOHN #AlmostHuman
— Captain Sway (@Captain_Sway) January 14, 2014
That was nice, Kennex! Feeling better now? Call it therapy #AlmostHuman
— Natalia Quique (@NataliaQuique) January 14, 2014
Another mx bites the dust #almosthuman
— *N@ttY G* (@trinielf) January 14, 2014
@MouldingBrain DEFEND YOUR COFFEEMAKER, SON. #almosthuman
— karenec (@karenecwriter) January 14, 2014
@jonathanjstone0 He's supposed 2 use his words but guns speak volumes #AlmostHuman
— Jacqueline Dreyer (@MonsterFactory3) January 14, 2014
Holy shit, consequences! #AlmostHuman
— Ellise H (@fullofstars) January 14, 2014
They are fighting like children in Maldonado's office. #AlmostHuman
— Josie C (@Cattythespy) January 14, 2014
"Don't even LOOK at Dorian." Aw, John is protective of his partner. <3 #AlmostHuman
— dean winchester (@graydorians) January 14, 2014
So john must have appliances with bullet holes all over his place. #AlmostHuman
— Vern (@vernsviews) January 14, 2014
"what if i put a bullet in dorian's head" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH #fightingwords #AlmostHuman
— J.T. (@corteae) January 14, 2014
The magic bullet that killed JFK is from the future. #AlmostHuman
— Vern (@vernsviews) January 14, 2014
Seriously? Bullets with GPS tracking? This future really does suck out loud. #AlmostHuman
— Dahne (@dahne1) January 14, 2014
Bullets that chase you? This is Runaway (1984)!! #AlmostHuman
— Simon Byrd (@Uosdwis) January 14, 2014
Now that's a hand held phone! #almosthuman #GetGlue http://t.co/1DsIttCKlX
— Jacqueline Dreyer (@MonsterFactory3) January 14, 2014
HANDPHONE! I love those things they are so cool I don't want one but they are so cool. #AlmostHuman
— Josie C (@Cattythespy) January 14, 2014
@MyVogonPoetry Walking on the carpet with wool socks on. #WalterBishop style. #AlmostHuman
— Natalia Quique (@NataliaQuique) January 14, 2014
.@ArrTee The future of spam!! #AlmostHuman
— Jonathan Stone (@jonathanjstone0) January 14, 2014
Realtime advertising. We are looking at Google's future. And the NSA's? #AlmostHuman
— Fourth-day Universe (@4thdayU) January 14, 2014
Ugh. Why do I feel like this automatic tracking system is only another 5 minutes away, rather than 35 years? #almosthuman
— Amy Vernon (@AmyVernon) January 14, 2014
As if regular bullets weren't bad enough, now they're gonna be self-guided?! O_O #AlmostHuman
— Jenae Ivy (@justwrite115) January 14, 2014
Self guided bullets yall....just let that sink in #AlmostHuman
— Pam J. W. (@LoveSingPray) January 14, 2014
#AlmostHuman With all of this technology in the future,humanity has declined!
— Ricky Von Rikis (@RickyVonRikis) January 14, 2014
This episode shows the potential downside to the tracking adware we have today. Good thing few folk want to outright murder me. #AlmostHuman
— Nangbaby (@nangbaby) January 14, 2014
If it's guided, then it has to be self-propelled. At that point, isn't it no longer a bullet, but a tiny guided missile? #AlmostHuman
— Fourth-day Universe (@4thdayU) January 14, 2014
#Almosthuman Kiera better watch out. She's on the hit list. And the black market dealer hick is slavic? Nice to know.
— Jerome (@PinkandZen) January 14, 2014
Bullet catcher. I get it now. #AlmostHuman
— Phantastic Geek (@PhantasticGeek) January 14, 2014
I need Rosetta Stone #almosthuman
— DesolateThinker (@Voordeep) January 14, 2014
So THATS where the translator chip is at! #AlmostHuman
— David F. (@Davfor357) January 14, 2014
#almosthuman Dorian makes any language sounds GOOOOD.....and that smile!!!!!
— Kimberly Hart-Brown (@candypie22) January 14, 2014
I wish Dorian could sing Soft Kitty #AlmostHuman
— Pretty Vacant (@pritivacant) January 14, 2014
Something's up with this chick. *side eye* #AlmostHuman
— derpygurl (@derpygurlny) January 14, 2014
All these questions. Girl, just let Kennex & Dorian help you damn #AlmostHuman
— Pam J. W. (@LoveSingPray) January 14, 2014
I think Kira doesn't actually know what she knows. #almosthuman
— Amy Vernon (@AmyVernon) January 14, 2014
Woman's ridiculous plan is to scrub her memory so bad guys don't need to kill her for knowledge. They won't know she did that! #AlmostHuman
— Katie Massiah (@outofmyplanet) January 14, 2014
This woman is delusional if she thinks they would let her live #AlmostHuman
— Jacqueline Dreyer (@MonsterFactory3) January 14, 2014
So scrubbing is like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? #AlmostHuman
— twila dang (@twiladang) January 14, 2014
@AlmostHumanFOX I have 100% faith that Det Kennex will stop it. He is good he has Dorian and he always saves the ladies. #AlmostHuman
— Ambrosia (@LadyAmbrosia) January 14, 2014
How can u run away from a bullet that can chase u... #AlmostHuman
— BrawlWinters (@CooluhSwag) January 14, 2014
Yeah she stupid #AlmostHuman
— I want you (@ImperfectMe___) January 14, 2014
but like, why would you walk away like that when you're obvs gonna die? #fail #AlmostHuman
— Emily Goeler (@egoeler) January 14, 2014
Brillant move, idiot. Leave the concrete bunker so that the bullet programmed to find you can kill you. #AlmostHuman
— Mary Bushur (@joanbushur) January 14, 2014
some days I would like a brain enema too. #AlmostHuman
— My Vogon Poetry (@MyVogonPoetry) January 14, 2014
@AlmostHumanPod All it will guarantee is you won't know why you're dying. #AlmostHuman
— Fourth-day Universe (@4thdayU) January 14, 2014
Seriously, that mom is so stupid. I honestly want her to take a bullet to the head. #AlmostHuman
— Barret Wagner (@BarretWagner) January 14, 2014
Dorian going all two guns on the blonde psychopath #AlmostHuman
— Willie Hussein Wonka (@ArrogantDemon) January 14, 2014
@fatcr0w note to self: when in a gunfight in a basement, don't wear a white coat #almosthuman
— derpygurl (@derpygurlny) January 14, 2014
#AlmostHuman Dorian with 2 guns a blazing is SUCH a turn on! hhhnnng
— Jerome (@PinkandZen) January 14, 2014
Damn, Dorian went all #Terminator on them #AlmostHuman
— Snoman (@sno171man) January 14, 2014
I bet Kira feels really bad right now. Anton was just protecting her #AlmostHuman
— Jacqueline Dreyer (@MonsterFactory3) January 14, 2014
Omg what a bad actress #AlmostHuman
— Erina Chida (@ErinaChida) January 14, 2014
Anton sounds like a good dude, bet she's happy she didn't Mr. Clean her brain now! #almosthuman
— DC (@Camachafella) January 14, 2014
Damn, dude had to give up the magic bullet tech to protect his family and still got popped for it. Thats a dick move #AlmostHuman
— Willie Hussein Wonka (@ArrogantDemon) January 14, 2014
Kennex always gets something from the ladies..hugs..pens..whats next? #AlmostHuman
— Ambrosia (@LadyAmbrosia) January 14, 2014
Pens are an artifact in 2048 tho??? This makes me sad #AlmostHuman
— Pam J. W. (@LoveSingPray) January 14, 2014
I remember pens... good times. #AlmostHuman
— Maggie Prus (@redgriffin275) January 14, 2014
Thanks for saving me. Here, have a pen #AlmostHuman
— John G (@LoneRoninG) January 14, 2014
Ok that made my heart swell. But that pen should be Dorian's not John's. Asshole. #almosthuman
— SeƱor Jenesis (@Mr_Jenesis) January 14, 2014
Who'd think a pen would be such a sentimental gift. #AlmostHuman
— Melissa (@WhoaMellyNYC) January 14, 2014
@MyVogonPoetry I gave her her life, she gave me a pen. #AlmostHuman
— Bonnie Miller (@mrsdammit) January 14, 2014
#AlmostHuman those sentimental thoughts rushing through her head now and to think she was going to flush it down the memory toilet
— geeking out daily (@temptoetry) January 14, 2014
Valerie: I got something for you!.... Kennex: Really? for me?!....aww his face, but the other part of that convo was so awkward #AlmostHuman
— Keyshla (@Marieme27) January 14, 2014
Bwahaha John is so awkward around Valerie and always embarrasses himself, I love this! #AlmostHuman
— Janna (@nidayubari) January 14, 2014
why are they so cute dear lawd #AlmostHuman
— Krizia Reyes (@kreeshareyes) January 14, 2014
I hate how cute this is and how much I'm smiling. #almosthuman
— Vern (@vernsviews) January 14, 2014
An energy chew? Maybe that should have been the code word that Bosh and ARod used. LOL #AlmostHuman
— MikeDemo (@mikedemo) January 14, 2014
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