The episode begins, once again, with Watson being temporarily evicted from her home so Sherlock can save some bees from colony collapse, not realizing that the container would break Joan's table and break open, allowing them to escape within the Brownstone.
DAMMIT SHERLOCK NO BEES IN THE HOUSE #ELementary
— Circle (CSquared225) April 17, 2015
watson's stuck at the station because BEES #Elementary
— Elementary Fandom (Elementary_Fans) April 17, 2015
btw that's what, the 5th mention of colony collapse this season? #Elementary
— Elementary Fandom (Elementary_Fans) April 17, 2015
I feel sorry for whomever lives next to the brownstone. Sherlock must be an awful neighbor. #Elementary
— hoosier jedi (hoosierjedi) April 17, 2015
HOLMES DON'T BREAK OTHER PEOPLE'S FURNITURE #elementary
— Elementary Fandom (Elementary_Fans) April 17, 2015
In addition, Joan seems to have become BFFs with Hannah, Gregson's daughter.
did a new ship just launch? #Elementary
— Elementary Fandom (@Elementary_Fans) April 17, 2015
Meanwhile, a man "saves" a dead guy who he believes is merely drunk from being crunched by a train. At least he saved the evidence from death.
Now zombies are committing DUIs? Weren't eating brains and all those "Resident Evil" sequels bad enough? #Elementary
— hoosier jedi (hoosierjedi) April 17, 2015
How sick am I that I was waiting for the train to hit him from the *other* direction after that? #Elementary @Elementary_Post
— Smoak & Arrow PM (SmoaknArrowPM) April 17, 2015
Whew that was close for the living driver. Can't say the same thing for the dead driver. #Elementary
— Jason Eldridge (Dueler312) April 17, 2015
Whoa! Driving while dead and almost caught a train! #ELementary
— Andrew McQueen (jussdru) April 17, 2015
The angel was apparently only on his left shoulder..... #Elementary
— Pam (imatoysruskid) April 17, 2015
LMAO he was like... chill i'm dead dude! #Elementary
— Everything in time (revengepsycho) April 17, 2015
The dead man is Garrison Boyd, Sherlock's favorite debunker. He was murdered, but Sherlock notes that a piece of gnome hat is stuck in his eye.
I professionally doubt myself, does that count? #Elementary
— Kerry (TweetingKerry) April 17, 2015
I want to be a president of a skeptics association! I'm just an amateur doubter at best π #Elementary
— Kerry (TweetingKerry) April 17, 2015
Gnomes? GNOMES?! Well, according to South Park, they steal underwear. They do NOT kill people. #Elementary
— Becky L Stout (Becky_L_Stout) April 17, 2015
Crowbar to the head. Lawn gnome to the eye. #Elementary
— Breezy (soSHalanZietE) April 17, 2015
#Elementary "The Sea of Gullibility" ..... and the great ideas for band names continues.
— Seth Hexx (SethHexx) April 17, 2015
ewww, garden gnome right in the eye socket #Elementary
— Elementary Fandom (Elementary_Fans) April 17, 2015
..of the highest order. #Respect #Elementary #elementarycbs http://t.co/MQ32Ro3AjJ
— Elementary on tvtag (tvtagElementary) April 17, 2015
I would start laughing if I was the guy on the table #ELementary
— Paula (paulastodghill) April 17, 2015
'The vile practice of lawn ornaments! Watch out Sherlock, the gnomes are listening! #ELementary http://t.co/taQ14oId5h
— Erika W (ErikaNg714) April 17, 2015
Garrison had many enemies, the worst of which is a cult of Atomocism, or some ridiculousness. When the cult leader is unhelpful because he prayed for Garrison to die through crackpot "energy transference," Sherlock proceeds to "deprogram" one of their "Level 3 Conduits" in about three minutes -- a minute for each level of nonsense. She agrees to help them, and Sherlock puts an end to any thought the nut-job leader has of luring the woman back into his cult.
Praying for someone's death might not be a crime, but it's a douche move! #Elementary
— Kristy (lokistiel) April 17, 2015
Let's line up all the 'church' members and have them talk to Sherlock. #Elementary
— Michael Griffin (literateartist) April 17, 2015
Sherlock 1 - Crazy Religious Cult 0 #Elementary
— Karen Ferguson (BluLadyK) April 17, 2015
Sherlock should run a Cult De-programmer business. The Journey back from Arya was super quick. #Elementary
— Suzette M. (Suzette11233) April 17, 2015
HADOKEN! #Streetfighter #Elementary #elementarycbs http://t.co/2JB5VabJnC
— Elementary on tvtag (tvtagElementary) April 17, 2015
This episode is ridiculously hilarious so far. #Elementary
— Bekah (daxafina) April 17, 2015
DEPROGRAMMED LMFAO. #Elementary
— vivien (amyxsantiago) April 17, 2015
Sherlock Holmes: quick draw deprogrammer. #Elementary
— Roy Phillips (MadbanditRoy) April 17, 2015
Sherlock would make a great cult leader, tbh. #Elementary
— NotReality (NotReality) April 17, 2015
How hard do you have to pray in order to kill someone with a thought? Opposite of meditation? Hmm... #Elementary
— Elementary on tvtag (tvtagElementary) April 17, 2015
*cough* Scientology *cough* #Elementary
— Eileen Maksym (eileenmaksym) April 17, 2015
GAWDS I love him #EnergyTransferenceMostUnpleasant @kristenhead #Elementary
— Cami White (GeekishChic) April 17, 2015
I think the 'transference' that Sherlock speaks of is his fist to the guy's face. #Elementary
— Michael Griffin (literateartist) April 17, 2015
I find it hilarious that Holmes can undo their work in mere moments. #Elementary
— Andrew Hunt (ahuntre) April 17, 2015
Best wording of a threat I've ever heard. #Elementary
— Kara Darrough (karadarrough) April 17, 2015
Amazingly, the fact that the cult stalks its victim members and enemies is helpful in this case, because they are able to obtain a photo of Garrison arguing with Colin Eisely, a real estate guy. Eisely says he didn't even know Garrison, but that Garrison was accusing him of trying to drive an old lady out of her home with fake ghosts.
Hope I'm never suspected of murder, cuz my ans to "where were u last nite?" is pretty much always "home alone, tweeting abt TV." #Elementary
— NotReality (NotReality) April 17, 2015
Got a ghost around your block/pick up the phone and call Sherlock/And who's the hot one/ Be nice, her name's Watson. #Elementary
— Michael Griffin (literateartist) April 17, 2015
When Sherlock and Watson visit the woman, she presents them with an audio recording of what she claims to be her husband's ghost angrily saying a name that sounds nothing like the Arab swearing that is actually being hollered on the old-fashioned cassette. Apparently, the ghost also likes to throw things off the shelves and make the lights flicker.
This has all the trappings of a Scooby Doo episode. "I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling detectives!" #Elementary
— Michael Griffin (literateartist) April 17, 2015
Zoinks!!! "@Elementary_Post Did you say g-g-g-ghosts?!?! #Elementary "
— Elementary Fans (HolmesWatson221) April 17, 2015
Umm... well, yes. #Elementary #elementarycbs http://t.co/RYjBudOCsm
— Elementary on tvtag (tvtagElementary) April 17, 2015
At this point Sherlock and Joan only need a psychedelic van and a Great Dane. #Elementary
— hoosier jedi (hoosierjedi) April 17, 2015
You have to be of a certain age to recognize that device or even be familiar with the concept of a "tape recorder." #Elementary
— Sandy (ProofingSandy) April 17, 2015
Sherlock knows it's not a ghost, but also knows that the proof leads to something else: a tunnel that was being dug from her neighbor's basement toward her own basement. Inside the tunnel, Sherlock finds the goal of the digging: a path to the fastest transatlantic data cable in the world, known as RUBY.
It's SO easy to mistake terrorists for ghosts. Indeed. #Elementary
— Michael Griffin (literateartist) April 17, 2015
I am shocked, SHOCKED, that it wasn't ghosts. #Elementary
— Kerry (TweetingKerry) April 17, 2015
If I've learned anything from Scooby-Doo, it's that it is never ghosts. #Elementary
— Mindy Haltiwanger (westwingwolf) April 17, 2015
Terrorists? Is the diabolical plan 2 destroy the foundation of every suburban home in the u.s.?? #Elementary
— Carey Johnson (CareyJohnson919) April 17, 2015
There is a message in my cereal from the Ghosts. and they say OooooOoOoooooo! #elementary
— Elementary Fans (HolmesWatson221) April 17, 2015
Ghosts, cults, terrorists...I feel like I'm hearing bits of the pitch for either worst or best summer blockbuster ever. #Elementary
— hoosier jedi (hoosierjedi) April 17, 2015
i missed how they got from murdered skeptic to cute old lady w/a long dead husband oh well #elementary
— distinctly minty (entoncesallora) April 17, 2015
What would terrorists want in a little old lady's basement? #Elementary
— Kristy (lokistiel) April 17, 2015
What the hell is going on? We just digging tunnels willy nilly? #Elementary
— Breezy (soSHalanZietE) April 17, 2015
When in doubt, blame ghosts. #Elementary #elementarycbs http://t.co/11OzRra4v7
— Elementary on tvtag (tvtagElementary) April 17, 2015
Between ghosts and terrorists, I think everyone was rooting for ghosts. #Elementary
— NotReality (NotReality) April 17, 2015
Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel first? #Elementary
— sammie bogolin (samsamx24) April 17, 2015
Gah! Forget terrorists! It's awful OSs that are the real threat to all that is good. #Elementary
— hoosier jedi (hoosierjedi) April 17, 2015
She looks like a garden hose. #ELementary
— Erika W (ErikaNg714) April 17, 2015
In the neighbor's basement, Sherlock also finds the gnome responsible for tipping his hat into Garrison's eye. Garrison had discovered the fake ghost, and was killed to keep him quiet.
I knew it. The gnome did it. Murder by Gnome. Damn spring time. #elementary
— Elementary Fans (HolmesWatson221) April 17, 2015
The Gnome solves the case. The first #Elementary spinoff.
— Tina Riddle (paperwaster44) April 17, 2015
Having that freaking garden gnome being one of the last things you see would be terrifying. #Elementary
— Michael Griffin (literateartist) April 17, 2015
#Elementary @Elementary_Post I'm telling you - blame travelocity
— mammaf (smileyface717) April 17, 2015
The neighbors have been on vacation, so the culprit had been making his home in their house while he dug. They find bubbling yogurt in the fridge, which is sold in only a few places.
I Love Yogurt & I Love Soda, but There is No Way in Hell I would Drink Yogurt Flavored Soda! #ELementary
— Harritz (IamHarritz) April 17, 2015
Don't get me started... lol #Elementary #elementarycbs http://t.co/D9Lt4z1ABs
— Elementary on tvtag (tvtagElementary) April 17, 2015
Have to agree with Joan about bubbling yogurt. Nothing sounds appetizing about that. #Elementary
— Dahne (dahne1) April 17, 2015
Security footage shows him buying the drink with cash, but speaking with someone he knows who pays with a credit card. The credit card then leads to a woman who says that the man is her neighbor Nadim, across the hall.In a scene of splendid pace, Sherlock sniffs accelerant at his door, warns the woman and tells her to evacuate, sets the fire alarm, grabs a fire extinguisher, kicks in the door, scans the room and eidetically commits everything to memory, attempts to talk Nadim out of lighting up his work based on what he learned from his scan, and puts out the fire once Nadim decides to set it on fire and make a run for it.
Man, Sherlock thinks fast on his feet. #Elementary
— NotReality (NotReality) April 17, 2015
: as a former engineering student...i felt a stab in the heart as he burnt those designs #Elementary
— mysha nefarious (mnefariousl) April 17, 2015
So jealous of a photographic memory. Where do I pick up one of those. Also, how do you spell eidacttic? You know what I mean... #elementary
— Shakila Moni (shakilamoni) April 17, 2015
Wow. Snowden and Scientology in one episode. Impressive, #Elementary
— Michael Griffin (literateartist) April 17, 2015
That reminds me..I need to put "accelerant" on the shopping list... #Elementary @ELEMENTARYStaff @Elementary_Post
— Lindy Ebbs (lindy21inky) April 17, 2015
#Elementary Sherlock Holmes is also an impromptu firefighter.
— Becky, USMC (DuchessofBruce) April 17, 2015
A box is found in the burned rubble, but it apparently does nothing at all. Mason is even called in, but comes to the same conclusion. Then Sherlock has an epiphany, and we get a rare look into what a Sherlock eureka moment looks like:
Mason's, like, 12. @kristenhead #Elementary
— Cami White (GeekishChic) April 17, 2015
that's a lot of work for nothing..something is afoot (the game me thinks) #Elementary
— K E (kje2014) April 17, 2015
A device that does nothing? #Seinfeld must b behind this dastardly plan! #Elementary
— Carey Johnson (CareyJohnson919) April 17, 2015
You even have Holmes stumped on this one. #Elementary #elementarycbs http://t.co/rOST6NMAKX
— Elementary on tvtag (tvtagElementary) April 17, 2015
At this point can we just blame Comcast and call it a day? #Elementary
— hoosier jedi (hoosierjedi) April 17, 2015
"It does nothing." So it's basically the slacker of spy devices. #Elementary
— Michael Griffin (literateartist) April 17, 2015
That face he makes when he's being clever! #Elementary
— Bekah (daxafina) April 17, 2015
That frantic run is hilarious!!! Might start leaving situations like that! #Elementary
— Nadine Z (NadineZed) April 17, 2015
I want Sherlock to pronounce Ra's al Ghul, you guys. #Elementary #Arrow
— Delmy (TellMeDelmy) April 17, 2015
That was so totally a "The game is afoot!" moment. #Elementary
— Pam (imatoysruskid) April 17, 2015
The realization is that the box does nothing for exactly 4 ms, before sending the data on through. That 4 ms is exactly enough time to make Ruby 2 ms slower than the data cable used by Eisely's blind trust when trading stocks. That means Eisely (whose financials are watched carefully because of past financial abuses) can easily make millions without getting his hands dirty, because he could just hire someone to splice in a box that appears at first glance to do nothing.
#Elementary @Elementary_Post Wow, did not even think of that resolution! Well played Elementary writers and staff, well played!
— mammaf (smileyface717) April 17, 2015
so technically it's not a box that "does nothing" #Elementary
— A. (vampiregoddess8) April 17, 2015
I would never have figured that out. #Elementary
— Oanh (julybug17) April 17, 2015
Yeah, I'm going to go with the blame Comcast defense. No jury would convict you... #Elementary
— Shakila Moni (shakilamoni) April 17, 2015
@ELEMENTARYStaff @ElementaryPod @tvtagElementary How many seconds or milliseconds does doing nothing take? #Elementary
— Jan Frank (GraceIsKey) April 17, 2015
It delays. That's a something. #Elementary
— Andrew Hunt (ahuntre) April 17, 2015
In the mean time, Joan has been helping Hannah with a case. She solves it, but warns Hannah that the information should be passed up the food chain because there is a bigger crime going on. Instead, Hannah takes all the credit, and puts away the few guys involved with the lower level crime.
Rookie mistake to burn the bridge to Watson/Holmes, Hannah. And so early in your career... #elementary
— Shakila Moni (shakilamoni) April 17, 2015
Joan, you've made it. You have your own Lestrad. Congrats, you too can get screwed. #Elementary
— Dahne (dahne1) April 17, 2015
Sherlock had been warning Watson not to deal with Hannah, and also warns her not to tell Gregson. She doesn't have to, because Gregson knows something is off with Joan, and he also knows his own daughter. He tells Joan that it's best she not boost Hannah up onto anymore high horses.
I am with Sherlock here. No telling daddy. You are all adults, even if she doesn't act like one. #Elementary
— Dahne (dahne1) April 17, 2015
LAKDJFLSDJK cry #Elementary
— vivien (amyxsantiago) April 17, 2015
I love Captain Gregson so much! Petition for more screen time @ELEMENTARYStaff @Elementary_CBS #Elementary
— Pam (imatoysruskid) April 17, 2015
Parents who can admit their kids are flawed... ππππ #Elementary
— Jess O (Jess_AnnO) April 17, 2015
@ELEMENTARYStaff @ElementaryPod @tvtagElementary Now that was an awesome scene between Gregson & Watson about his daughter. #Elementary
— Jan Frank (GraceIsKey) April 17, 2015
And that's why Captain Gregson is a CAPTAIN #Elementary
— Suzette M. (Suzette11233) April 17, 2015
Nice bonus ending. Smart father. #Elementary
— Andrew Hunt (ahuntre) April 17, 2015
He didn't become captain for nothing, after all #Elementary
— Spenser K (Ico119) April 17, 2015
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