The episode "knocks it out of the park" right at the beginning with some awesome holo-golf. I don't even like golf, but this is pretty cool!
Really? A button down shirt, boxers, and black dress socks? That’s a lovely outfit sir. #AlmostHuman
— ANH (@anh62950) February 25, 2014
It is 2048 and this fool is listening to 80s hair ballads in his skivvies #almosthuman #renewalmosthuman
— fatcrow (@fatcr0w) February 25, 2014
virtual golf. just as boring as regular golf, only you can wear what you want! #AlmostHuman
— Captain Sway (@Captain_Sway) February 25, 2014
Holy cow, the new Wii is amaaaaazing. #AlmostHuman
— Kristen (@gezelliggirl) February 25, 2014
Wii Sports has come a long way. #AlmostHuman
— Jason Walters (@BookwormJWW) February 25, 2014
So where did the ball go? #AlmostHuman #RenewAlmostHuman ~NW
— The Nerd Element (@TheNerdElement) February 25, 2014
Cool. It's an early version holodeck! #almosthuman
— Steph (@srenee2013) February 25, 2014
Time to break out the holo titanium driver. #almosthuman #golf
— Pieter J. Ketelaar 3 (@PieterJKetelaar) February 25, 2014
Golf in boxers. Talk about hitting some ground balls... #AlmostHuman
— Lynn Townsend (@tisfan) February 25, 2014
It's a 4-D XBOX! I love the future! #RenewAlmostHuman @FOXTV #AlmostHuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— Jacqueline Dreyer (@MonsterFactory3) February 25, 2014
It's the Phantom of the Home Invasion! #AlmostHuman
— Jane Lukas (@jane_lukas) February 25, 2014
What. The. Hell. Just. Happened. #AlmostHuman
— Pam J. W. (@LoveSingPray) February 25, 2014
Ooooh. That opening on #AlmostHuman looked very #Fringe-like. I see you, @JHWYMAN !!!
— Amy Vernon (@AmyVernon) February 25, 2014
Face stealing, the hell did I just see? #AlmostHuman
— GuilTron 3.0===O'o (@GuilTron1984rd) February 25, 2014
Don't taze me Bro! That's at least what he was thinking. #almostHuman
— Dave Herndon (@NHDaveH) February 25, 2014
Kennex + Donut 4ever #noodlesarejealous #RenewAlmostHuman #AlmostHuman
— steamedporkbun (@steamedporkbun) February 25, 2014
if you do not appreciate the fact that you are on a date with Karl Urban YOU DON'T DESERVE HIM GIVE HIM TO ME. #AlmostHuman #comeon
— steamedporkbun (@steamedporkbun) February 25, 2014
Dorian would be dangerous to have around when the phone rings! Totally defeats the purpose of caller ID! LMBO!! #AlmostHuman
— Jenae Ivy (@justwrite115) February 25, 2014
I'm already laughing now, John & Dorian discuss bro-code! #RenewAlmostHuman @FOXTV @AlmostHumanFOX #AlmostHuman
— Jacqueline Dreyer (@MonsterFactory3) February 25, 2014
#AlmostHuman "Perhaps your boring." "Boring...you think I'm boring? We need to go over guy code." Their relationship is the best
— Ashley Marie (@ashland_94) February 25, 2014
Detroit Olympics? Wow… This is science-fiction. #Almosthuman
— Phantastic Geek (@PhantasticGeek) February 25, 2014
"He was a swimmer..competed in the Detroit Olympics 2036." Dream big, #AlmostHuman
— Amanda (@hockeychick57) February 25, 2014
@AlmostHumanFOX And that's exactly what Khan thought. #AlmostHuman #StarTrek
— Fourth-day Universe (@4thdayU) February 25, 2014
No matter how many times I see it, the DNA *test* or Dorian shoving a needle in his jaw creeps me out #AlmostHuman
— ShaiLeesi (@ShaiUnfiltered) February 25, 2014
This is why we don't share needles kids. #AlmostHuman
— Jason Walters (@BookwormJWW) February 25, 2014
I find Dorian's disco face more erotic than I'd like to admit. #AlmostHuman
— karenec (@karenecwriter) February 25, 2014
It still freaks me out when Dorian injects himself with DNA to analyze it #lol #AlmostHuman #givesmetheheebiejeebies #RenewAlmostHuman
— Abigail (@BakerStr33tGal) February 25, 2014
Does it freak anyone else out that Dorian keeps sticking foreign matter into his neck? #AlmostHuman
— Dahne (@dahne1) February 25, 2014
If only Det. Kennex had Dr. McCoy on the case. #almosthuman #StarTrek
— Pieter J. Ketelaar 3 (@PieterJKetelaar) February 25, 2014
DNA stealing serial killers. 2048 is INSANE. #AlmostHuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— Pam J. W. (@LoveSingPray) February 25, 2014
Anybody else realllly hoping the face stealing guy is Kevin Bacon in disguise? lmao #AlmostHuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— Pam J. W. (@LoveSingPray) February 25, 2014
Bandage face is giving me major X-Files/Fringe feels. #AlmostHuman
— Colleen Mahoney (@coll_mahoney) February 25, 2014
Well, that was attractive. #AlmostHuman
— Jane Lukas (@jane_lukas) February 25, 2014
The strange things happening to this man’s face remind me greatly of the “Poltergeist” face peeling scene. #AlmostHuman
— ANH (@anh62950) February 25, 2014
Stealing beauty (and my sleep). Christ. #AlmostHuman
— karenec (@karenecwriter) February 25, 2014
Oh my, it's watching a sci-fi version of the mummy and he's using technology to get a face. #almosthuman
— Samantha Bernola (@theartist07) February 25, 2014
That looked a lil painful... regenerist night cream might be easier? #almosthuman #renewalAlmosthuman
— Melinda (@SilkenSoul) February 25, 2014
The same face I made when I found out Oren was not producing more drinking oil for robots #AlmostHuman
— Nano the Robot (@Nano20XXad) February 25, 2014
I'm really hope this is one episode of #AlmostHuman that doesn't make me throw up...because I almost did. :-/ @AlmostHumanFOX
— Nikki Bateman (@flybaby014563) February 25, 2014
@coll_mahoney Better a chrome than an Internet explorer. #AlmostHuman #browserhumor
— Phantastic Geek (@PhantasticGeek) February 25, 2014
Does Google own EVERYTHING in 2048 #RenewAlmostHuman #Chromes #AlmostHuman
— My Vogon Poetry (@MyVogonPoetry) February 25, 2014
I think I am more of a "Firefox" guy than a "Chrome" man. Sorry @minkakelly #RenewAlmostHuman #AlmostHuman
— My Vogon Poetry (@MyVogonPoetry) February 25, 2014
I guess conceit is not considered a flaw in chromes. #AlmostHuman
— Pam (@lglsec1031) February 25, 2014
Look at the confusion on her pretty face. #AlmostHuman
— Mynda Bullock (@PxlWvr) February 25, 2014
#TheBeautifulPeople, #TheBeautifulPeople... AHHHHH #TheBeautifulPeople, #TheBeautifulPeople
#AlmostHuman
— Jonathan Stone (@jonathanjstone0) February 25, 2014
All this talk about Chromes, now I'm waiting for my Chromebook to do something exciting. #AlmostHuman
— Tammy Sargeant (@darkhuntresstam) February 25, 2014
Chromefight! #AlmostHuman
— Josie C (@Cattythespy) February 25, 2014
Hey blondie, do you want some lotion for that BURN?! #AlmostHuman
— Jonathan Stone (@jonathanjstone0) February 25, 2014
These Chromes are soooo annoying wow like tone down the smugness just a tad damn #AlmostHuman #RenewAlmostHuman
— Kait. (@Kait_G) February 25, 2014
If you had a drinking game with word "Chrome" on #AlmostHuman tonight you would not know how to spell FOX. #AlmostHuman #RenewAlmostHuman
— My Vogon Poetry (@MyVogonPoetry) February 25, 2014
Literally the only upside to the Chrome Club is the hot guys. But they're not even worth it because they're all tools #AlmostHuman
— Pam J. W. (@LoveSingPray) February 25, 2014
Virtopsy! Love it! #AlmostHuman
— Pam (@lglsec1031) February 25, 2014
Whoa. 3D autopsy? Not sure if I like that.. :-/ #AlmostHuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— Nikki Bateman (@flybaby014563) February 25, 2014
Virtual autopsy. Now that is a technological advancement. It makes it far less likely that I can't eat during #AlmostHuman
— Dahne (@dahne1) February 25, 2014
The others weren't Chromes, but were all good-looking people. In fact, they never would have known about the murders if it hadn't been for the death of a Chrome. As such, Rudy is quite perturbed that he was not notified of this "Beauty Killer," as he is clearly a beautiful man.
Forget Chromes, give me Rudy any day! #AlmostHuman
— Melissa (@WhoaMellyNYC) February 25, 2014
#AlmostHuman the Beauty Killer? There ain't nothing beautiful about the killer
— Ashley Marie (@ashland_94) February 25, 2014
Ahahahah, Rudy what the hell ahahaha LOL #AlmostHuman
— Tammy Sargeant (@darkhuntresstam) February 25, 2014
"I was a child model." Yaaallll.....I'm literally CRYING hahahahaha #Rudy #AlmostHuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— Pam J. W. (@LoveSingPray) February 25, 2014
Rudy discovers what is happening: the man is stealing facial parts using a drug that had been tested but never released to the public. Dorian and Kennex visit one of the doctors (Matthew Harrison) who performed the drug trials. He explains how the drug works with an example: Kennex could have asked to have Dorian's perfect nose, then they would have performed nanobot-surgery to give Kennex the same nose. The only problem? The donors die, and the recipients become disfigured.
man deep psychological and ethical talks about technology on #AlmostHuman and it's not even douchey, it's actually well thought out
— Nicholas Marzan (@ghostdarkwriter) February 25, 2014
Nanobot plastic surgery sounds so sinister. #almosthuman
— Becca Tyrrell (@ArrTee) February 25, 2014
They're going to have a face....... off. #nickCage #AlmostHuman
— Phantastic Geek (@PhantasticGeek) February 25, 2014
That's a bad side effect: DEATH #AlmostHuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— Danni Pleasance (@dannipleasance) February 25, 2014
Yeeeesss even the doctor recognizes Dorian's perfection. #AlmostHuman
— Melissa (@WhoaMellyNYC) February 25, 2014
Detective Perfect Nose. Help me. #AlmostHuman
— karenec (@karenecwriter) February 25, 2014
It's like Mr. Potato head for real. #AlmostHuman
— Colleen Mahoney (@coll_mahoney) February 25, 2014
Dorian looks so smug. Yup... I've got a great nose. Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, Kennex #AlmostHuman
— Jason Walters (@BookwormJWW) February 25, 2014
So this killer is pretty much a psycho version of Michael Jackson or Joan Rivers..great #AlmostHuman
— Nicholas Marzan (@ghostdarkwriter) February 25, 2014
See? Thats all the guy wants... to be called pretty. #RenewAlmostHuman #AlmostHuman
— Jonathan Stone (@jonathanjstone0) February 25, 2014
The Phantom of the Home Invasion would like to have a tasty beverage! And your eyeballs. #AlmostHuman
— Jane Lukas (@jane_lukas) February 25, 2014
Or, IDK, doc, you could inject him with an air bubble via one of those syringes, kill him, and get away scott free. #AlmostHuman
— Sarah Butterfly (@ThatAuntZelda) February 25, 2014
Dude. You could have just got contacts. #AlmostHuman
— geeking out daily (@temptoetry) February 25, 2014
Anything that makes you scream that much is not good for you. #Almosthuman #RenewAlmostHuman
— Robin (@rob0349) February 25, 2014
Oo she's just like the chick from total recall but a full body #almosthuman
— Asia (@bkblaze) February 25, 2014
Lol everybody just pops up in this show. #almosthuman
— Samantha Bernola (@theartist07) February 25, 2014
Was that a Total Recall shout-out? #AlmostHuman #RenewAlmostHuman
— Robin (@rob0349) February 25, 2014
well, that was unexpected on multiple levels #punchlady #dudeinsidelady #what #AlmostHuman #RenewAlmostHuman
— steamedporkbun (@steamedporkbun) February 25, 2014
well, that was unexpected on multiple levels #punchlady #dudeinsidelady #what #AlmostHuman #RenewAlmostHuman
— steamedporkbun (@steamedporkbun) February 25, 2014
That was very Men in Black-esque #AlmostHuman #RenewAlmostHuman
— Kait. (@Kait_G) February 25, 2014
EVERYTHING JUST HAPPENED SO FAST. He shot himself up with adrenaline, choked Kennex, and then died. #AlmostHuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— Pam J. W. (@LoveSingPray) February 25, 2014
So far in this episode I've noticed flavors of Blade Runner, Total Recall, I Frankenstein, and Men In Black. LOVE! #AlmostHuman
— Mynda Bullock (@PxlWvr) February 25, 2014
how convenient that your hands double as a defibrillator! can i be a DRN?? #AlmostHuman
— mustard on hot dogs (@isthew0rst) February 25, 2014
Dorian's hands can be electrified. Make of that what you will, fellow fanfic writers. #AlmostHuman
— Sarah Butterfly (@ThatAuntZelda) February 25, 2014
Next victim is this guy's sultry cheeks #AlmostHuman
— Nano the Robot (@Nano20XXad) February 25, 2014
In 2048, the DMV is still the 9th circle of hell. #AlmostHuman
— karenec (@karenecwriter) February 25, 2014
I KNEW the DMV was the root of all evil. #AlmostHuman #RenewAlmostHuman
— My Vogon Poetry (@MyVogonPoetry) February 25, 2014
Good lord, and i thought ive had some scary stalkers, this guys nuts!!!
#AlmostHuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— SuzyQ (@SuzyQsBread) February 25, 2014
lmao I love the hilarity of this song in this scene #AlmostHuman #RenewAlmostHuman
— steamedporkbun (@steamedporkbun) February 25, 2014
Here's one for our "sci-fi and classic rock" album. #CrimsonAndClover #AlmostHuman
— Fourth-day Universe (@4thdayU) February 25, 2014
Soooo ... is she blind? Like rendering the murders even more pointless? #AlmostHuman
— karenec (@karenecwriter) February 25, 2014
But I've kept something from you NO NO NO NO NO #almosthuman #renewalmosthuman
— fatcrow (@fatcr0w) February 25, 2014
The irony of him doing all of that and she's blind! LOL! #almosthuman
— IstalkRPs (@violentshipperw) February 25, 2014
OH GOD THIS EPISODE IS SO HURTY! WHYYY?! WHY DO THEY MAKE US FEEL BAD FOR THE BAD GUYS?! #AlmostHuman
— Chelsea W. (@heartsdesire456) February 25, 2014
the irony of all irony - very Tell-Tale Heart #AlmostHuman
— ShaiLeesi (@ShaiUnfiltered) February 25, 2014
Ohhhh MAN!!! Bravo, #AlmostHuman!!! Gift of the Magi action right there!! #RENEWalmostHuman
— Phantastic Geek (@PhantasticGeek) February 25, 2014
Well that was the worst blind date ever #AlmostHuman #renewalmosthuman
— geeking out daily (@temptoetry) February 25, 2014
Eric, don't jump! You finally know love, bro! #LoveIsBlind #AlmostHuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— Pam J. W. (@LoveSingPray) February 25, 2014
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA John using EMPATHY??? #renewalmosthuman #almosthuman
— fatcrow (@fatcr0w) February 25, 2014
Well frankenchronmes need love too! #AlmostHuman #renewalmosthuman
— Sonja Cheatham-Harbi (@marinealways) February 25, 2014
Go over the wall "Beauty Killer" I want to see what's there!!!! #AlmostHuman #RenewAlmostHuman
— My Vogon Poetry (@MyVogonPoetry) February 25, 2014
"I’m old-fashioned. Even my robot’s discontinued.” - Kennex. Best line ever in #AlmostHuman
— Amy Vernon (@AmyVernon) February 25, 2014
Next time Dorian should talk the next guy off the ledge...too soon? #RenewAlmostHuman @FOXTV #almosthuman #tvtag http://t.co/rOWJEyotdk
— Jacqueline Dreyer (@MonsterFactory3) February 25, 2014
I think there is a tiny giraffe out there for all of us. #AlmostHuman #RenewAlmostHuman
— My Vogon Poetry (@MyVogonPoetry) February 25, 2014
#AlmostHuman "Do you think there's someone out there for everyone?" Well Dorian, you have John
— Ashley Marie (@ashland_94) February 25, 2014
'MY ROBOT' STOP THE PRESSES JOHN CALLED DORIAN 'MY ROBOT' AGAIN @FOXTV @AlmostHumanFOX #RenewAlmostHuman #AlmostHuman
— Zap_Spark (@KomalZNaqvi) February 25, 2014
Spones moments between John and Dorian make me inordinately happy. #AlmostHuman #RenewAlmostHuman
— karenec (@karenecwriter) February 25, 2014
It's ok Kennex. She looked back!! #AlmostHuman
— Sasa Yoo (@Sasamiy00) February 25, 2014
Oh come on John, she digs you. Sweep the girl off her feet. Ninja kick the damn Chrome dude! #AlmostHuman #renewalmosthuman
— Jonathan Stone (@jonathanjstone0) February 25, 2014
Just love hearing those windows of opportunity slamming shut. #AlmostHuman
— Lynn Townsend (@tisfan) February 25, 2014
NOOO KENNEX! WHAT THE HECK! YOU WAITED TOO LONG U MORON! #AlmostHuman #wtfwasthat #breathesthefireofrage
— Abigail (@BakerStr33tGal) February 25, 2014
Kennex just got chrome-domed. #almosthuman #holoblocked
— Pieter J. Ketelaar 3 (@PieterJKetelaar) February 25, 2014
John, you have a robot with gorgeous blue eyes and literally electric hands, why are you moping!? #AlmostHuman
— Sarah Butterfly (@ThatAuntZelda) February 25, 2014
Now Kennex knows how Derek Jeter feels. #AlmostHuman
— Amy Vernon (@AmyVernon) February 25, 2014
Want Almost Human Season 2?
Almost Human is by no means "certain to be canceled," but it is "on the bubble." It could go either way. So, next week is our last chance to make a good showing for our favorite show. Let's do this!
1. Tell your friends to watch, and live tweet. You never know when you may be quoted in my next article, or elsewhere! Networks are beginning to look more and more at live discussion events, especially since it indicates that people are watching live.
2. Next week, we will most likely be tweeting #AlmostHumanLives to push for renewal (for this episode, it was #RenewAlmostHuman). I'll update this if that changes. Join the Almost Humaniacs Facebook group, and the Almost Human Task Force for more information, and for more Almost Human fun!
3. In addition, RewardTV is a Nielsen site that gives away prizes for taking TV trivia quizzes. Pay attention to the commercials during the finale, then take the quiz. You can only take the quiz the day after the show, and then it goes away... but they love when you get the questions about the ads correct. That means the advertisements are working, and that everyone is making money off the show. That's the whole reason they want people to watch live... to make advertising money.
4. By all means, if you have a Nielsen box, you should definitely be watching live so that you'll count in the ratings.
Fellow #AlmostHuman fans,are we going to let @DarrenEScott not reach 500 followers tonight?NOT AN OPTION! #RenewAlmostHuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— DRN Bots (@DRNBots) February 25, 2014
Kennex and Dorian are two awesome characters and #AlmostHuman is one awesome show! C'mon @foxtv #RenewAlmostHuman!! RT
— Nikki Bateman (@flybaby014563) February 25, 2014
#RenewAlmostHuman unless you don't want to see the amazing Robomance. #almosthuman #tvtag http://t.co/hdRfiRzPHp
— Graceful Fall Queen (@dancing_arya) February 25, 2014
We want @FOX to #RenewAlmostHuman so Dorian doesn't end up as decommissioned space junk. #AlmostHuman
— Golden Spiral Media (@GSMPodcasts) February 25, 2014
I'd like to see #AlmostHuman develop philosophical queries re: living in the future, the way Fringe did with altverses. #renewalmosthuman
— Lynsey (@frozenaura) February 25, 2014
There is so much love on my wall right now #RenewAlmostHuman - it's like a love-in! @AlmostHumanFOX @FOXTV #AlmostHuman #AlmostHuman
— Samantha O'Connor (@ErisianDiva78) February 25, 2014
If you are not watching #AlmostHuman you're missing a terrific show with #KarlUrban @MichaelEaly @minkakelly @DarrenEScott #RenewAlmostHuman
— Robin (@rob0349) February 25, 2014
Trending at #1!! @FOXTV #RenewAlmostHuman #AlmostHuman #almosthuman #tvtag http://t.co/4xg3Ddahp5
— Sommer (@asugal80) February 25, 2014
#TeamTinyGiraffe is ready for another visit to the future! #RenewAlmostHuman and let us keep visiting! @FOXTV #AlmostHuman is the best!
— Samantha O'Connor (@ErisianDiva78) February 25, 2014
I need noodles & John Kennex now. And instead I have to go to sleep. *sighs* It's a difficult life. XD #AlmostHuman #RenewAlmostHuman
— Android Feels (@DRNSheep) February 25, 2014
I couldn't handle Mondays w/o Dorian's lopsided smile #RenewAlmostHuman #AlmostHuman @FOXTV
— daen (@daensonnet) February 25, 2014
Is it weird I look forward to Mondays now? #RenewAlmostHuman @FOXTV #almosthuman #tvtag http://t.co/rOWJEyotdk
— Jacqueline Dreyer (@MonsterFactory3) February 25, 2014