The following gifs are also available on this Tumblr post, and I have included the Baker Street Podcast (which I co-host) for last week's episode below. It was posted late, and the one for this week is not yet available, so I'll post it when it's ready. You can also subscribe to the podcast on iTunes.
As I mentioned, the case starts out as Joan's. The goal is to find a missing sister, but Kitty walks in and rudely inserts herself, under Sherlock's instruction. It's all in the name of boredom, but ends up being a much bigger case than any of them initially realize.
Sherlock. Bored. That's never a good thing....well maybe it is. #Elementary
— Elementary Fans (HolmesWatson221) December 12, 2014
: bored Sherlock is dangerous...and hilarious #Elementary
— mysha nefarious (mnefariousl) December 12, 2014
An FBI profiler has already decided that the missing woman, Jessica Holder, was murdered, and that she was murdered by someone who also killed six other people. He has decided to call the guy Pumpkin because he leaves behind a nutmeg odor at each crime scene. Sherlock, and Kitty, and the viewers, and just about everyone but Joan immediately realize that the whole thing sounds ludicrous.
Nothing says it's almost Christmas time like murder and nutmeg. #Elementary
— Hannah Mc. (hannahcracker) December 12, 2014
I'm laughing! Sherlock would hate the #CriminalMinds crew! #Elementary
— Kristy (lokistiel) December 12, 2014
Arrogant and a fool. Just like Sherlock, minus the fool part. #Elementary
— Shelly T. (mizshellytee) December 12, 2014
If you want me to take him seriously, stop calling him Pumpkin. #Elementary
— Mindy Haltiwanger (westwingwolf) December 12, 2014
Sherlock recognizes the profiler's profile as utter hogwash, and that none of the murders are connected. The only annoying connection is the smell of nutmeg.
There's a really great pumpkin spice latte joke waiting to be made about this episode #elementary
— gehenna (naufraga) December 12, 2014
Kitty and Joan find the location of a lock that belongs to a key on Jessica's key ring.It goes to the apartment of Noah Kramer, a defense attorney who was cheating on his wife with Jessica, so Joan and Kitty break in and question him for awhile.
LOLOL Kitty and Joan just chilling in this guys apartment #Elementary
— sammie bogolin (samsamx24) December 12, 2014
This guy doesn't stand a chance being double-teamed by Joan and Kitty! #Elementary
— Kristy (lokistiel) December 12, 2014
...an affair...again...dude...lol #Elementary
— mysha nefarious (mnefariousl) December 12, 2014
"I didn't want to have an affair. Not again." Oh poor guy. Having a affair is rough. #Elementary
— Breezy (soSHalanZietE) December 12, 2014
Turns out he's even more of a jerk than a mere adulterer, because he basically had Jessica killed by telling her that one of his drug trafficker clients, Raymond Carpenter, had killed people. As a good person, Jessica wanted to tell the authorities, but Noah tipped off Raymond so that he would kill her.So, Jessica's murder is solved, but there are still those pesky other murders that involved the smell of nutmeg. When Ms. Hudson lends a hand and hears about nutmeg at a new crime scene that seems to be completely unrelated to Jessica's murder, Sherlock enlists the help of an interesting fellow known as The Nose. He smells nutmeg, but also the presence of sodium hydroxide. The Nose's nose quickly turns downward when he learns that he's basically sniffing body-melting substances.
@LucyLiu nice to see Ms Hudson back #Elementary
— Bud©Witzke™ (BudWitzke) December 12, 2014
He might be The Nose, but he'll never be the SuperSniffer #Elementary #Psych
— Don Cheddar (TweetingKerry) December 12, 2014
Get the man some coffee beans!!!!!! #Nutmeg #Elementary
— Elementary Fans (HolmesWatson221) December 12, 2014
I adore conversations like these. Watson + Holmes (and the Nose) 4ever #Elementary
— farstepper (farstepper) December 12, 2014
Fancy name for a fancy man #Elementary
— Oanh (julybug17) December 12, 2014
They're calling Burton Guster?! #Elementary
— Don Cheddar (TweetingKerry) December 12, 2014
My cat sniffs things as loudly as this Nose guy lmao #elementary
— gehenna (naufraga) December 12, 2014
Who needs a bloodhound when you have THE Nose #Elementary
— Jacqueline Dreyer (MonsterFactory3) December 12, 2014
Suddenly I'm picturing Shaggy and Scooby and Irregulars. #Elementary
— hoosier jedi (hoosierjedi) December 12, 2014
Elderly, eccentric British people. Providing comedy since the Norman invasion. #Elementary
— hoosier jedi (hoosierjedi) December 12, 2014
Can we also keep The Nose forever? He’s fascinating. #Elementary
— LadySolitaire (LadySolitaire83) December 12, 2014
If you don't have a friend named "The Nose", you ARE the nose. #Elementary
— Anthony Distler (anthdistler) December 12, 2014
Sherlock makes the connection: all the crime scenes have the same "cleaner." This means that if they can find the guy and get him to talk, they could possibly solve multiple murders by multiple murderers. There could be hundreds!
Whenever I think of the word 'Cleaner' I think of #Nikita. Remember Roan? #Elementary
— Nadine Z (NadineZed) December 12, 2014
Organized Crime Scene Clean-up...we erase your problems :) #Elementary
— mysha nefarious (mnefariousl) December 12, 2014
hee, professional cleaner sounds like something from #Blacklist:) i love you #Elementary. also, please be James Spader:)
— lena b. (potenspuella) December 12, 2014
#Elementary I was hoping Pumpkin was one of the Spice Girls. Pumpkin Spice!
— dankitti (dankitti) December 12, 2014
OK. Let's get an APB out for Mr. Clean. #Elementary
— Michael Griffin (literateartist) December 12, 2014
While Joan works tediously to find the cleaner by looking through records at a crime-scene-cleaning school, Sherlock attempts to use the fun, entertaining tactic of fake-murdering Kitty with pigs blood, and searching for a cleaner on the dark net. Of course, this simply lands him temporarily in jail.
I had a slight panic moment. You never know how much you like a character until you see them playing dead.#Elementary http://t.co/UbFiry4XfU
— Elementary on tvtag (tvtagElementary) December 12, 2014
Living with Sherlock must be a never ending cycle of abnormality and awesome #elementary
— sammie bogolin (samsamx24) December 12, 2014
Sherlock killed Kitty with the candle stick in the library. lol. #Elementary
— Elementary Fans (HolmesWatson221) December 12, 2014
Good luck getting that pigs blood out of your hair Kitty! #Elementary
— Kira Ebert (kebert2thumbsup) December 12, 2014
Well, that's a bloody fun way to lay down on the job. #Elementary
— Michael Griffin (literateartist) December 12, 2014
Kitty plays a good dead person lol #Elementary
— Howie Friedman (Howdog11) December 12, 2014
If Sherlock thinks the dark net is bad, he's never seen general chat in an MMO. #Elementary
— hoosier jedi (hoosierjedi) December 12, 2014
"What tedium is this?" - Sherlock on #Elementary tonight or me when I walk into work every day?
— MK Clausack (jurisprudame) December 12, 2014
Sherlock got arrested! Wheres the mug shot?!?! haha @LucyLiu #Elementary @Elementary_CBS #nutmeg
— Just Fran (eelnarf) December 12, 2014
@ELEMENTARYStaff I am so going to name my electropop band Dark Internet. #Elementary
— Brigida Pirraglia (brigpirr) December 12, 2014
Sherlock fake murders Kitty and then makes her clean it up. Rude. #Elementary
— Mindy Haltiwanger (westwingwolf) December 12, 2014
He still finds a way to bypass the hard work by noticing a mural that leads to an artist who was once a crime scene cleaner, but decided to begin working for criminals. Just when they've tricked him into testifying, however, our cleaner gets cleaned. The only evidence is a piece of equipment that had been installed in his knee.
Sherlock has an odd way of attracting body melters. #Elementary
— Roy Phillips (MadbanditRoy) December 12, 2014
@NEofMN Yea. Kinda avoiding the #nutmeg now. I will deal with my coffee and hot chocolate being dull. Damn you nutmeg! #Elementary
— Elementary Fans (HolmesWatson221) December 12, 2014
I don't believe I'll do my Christmas baking this weekend with quite the same zeal. #nutmeg #Elementary
— Norwegian Explorers (NEofMN) December 12, 2014
@LucyLiu @ELEMENTARYStaff all this #nutmeg talk is making me hungry for pumpkin pie!!! #Elementary
— Amy Potts (Amyanne_29) December 12, 2014
This brings up the need for a Cleaner to clean up the Cleaner's Cleaner... and so forth. #Elementary
— Andrew Hunt (ahuntre) December 12, 2014
I guess he should've kept his concoction someplace else. @Elementary_CBS #Elementary
— John H (fubar2k9) December 12, 2014
I wish I had a witty thing to say about the cleaner being cleaned. #Elementary
— Michael Griffin (literateartist) December 12, 2014
I want someone to say they smell cinnamon. What a twist! #Elementary
— Becky L Stout (Becky_L_Stout) December 12, 2014
"Nutmeg Concoction" Hilarious! Who knew nutmeg was such a versatile spice? Not just 4 baking anymore! #Elementary
— Oris Bryan (OrisBryan) December 12, 2014
@ELEMENTARYStaffTell him he's ruined everyone's Thanksgiving dessert experience. #Elementary
— Sara McClelland (SaraMcClelland) December 12, 2014
sadly, the cleaner is not James Spader. #Elementary #spoilers #sosad
— lena b. (potenspuella) December 12, 2014
So, after the cleaner's knowledge of the murders literally goes down the drain in his now-dissolved brain, Sherlock decides to start over, ordering Kitty to pull down everything from The Wall of Evidence. As she does, she notices that the building superintendent at the cleaner's apartment was at Raymond Carpenter's trial. He turns out to be Raymond's son, and the cleaner's apprentice! Rather than be left out to be murdered by rivals of all the criminals who had him clean up the bodies of the people they killed, he decides to testify.
@ELEMENTARYStaff good Kitty! #nutmeg #Elementary
— Julia Thompson (juliatfl) December 12, 2014
Nice job Kitty! Pretty 'mazing episode tonight! #Elementary
— sapphire ☢ fire (yurimnaus) December 12, 2014
Kitty, for helping to solve a potentially huge case involving multiple murders and murderers, is rewarded with the benefit of listening to her music at higher decibels for one night. She chooses Beethoven's Sixth, since she recalled the music earlier while searching the sixth floor for Kramer. She used to play it on her clarinet until her father sold the instrument.
I now kinda want Sherlock and Kitty to play a violin/clarinet duet! #Elementary
— Kristy (lokistiel) December 12, 2014
I love that all the characters on #Elementary are multi-dimensional. I've seen too many one-sided characters on other shows.
— Nadine Z (NadineZed) December 12, 2014
Sherlock and Watson also have a few entertaining moments wherein Sherlock compares her to "a baboon with inflated genitals" and "a romantic terrorist." This is because she flirts with an old boyfriend (who played The Ice Truck Killer on Dexter) while Andrew is in Denmark. Sherlock basically tells her to go for it and have fun, while Joan feels guilty for having a bit of a wild side.
OMG... Watson on #Elementary used to date the Ice Truck Killer from #Dexter!
— Budini (Budini) December 12, 2014
"You engaged in horizontal refreshment" Holmes is interested in Watson's private life a little to much! LOL #Elementary
— SweetMelody (SweetMelody06) December 12, 2014
"Horizontal refreshment" That is all. lol #Elementary
— Kayla (VenysDoom) December 12, 2014
I live for Watson's "the Lord is testing me" face. #Elementary
— Liz Dircks (ginger_lizard) December 12, 2014
Sherlock's a bastard. He's also right. #Elementary
— Eileen Maksym (eileenmaksym) December 12, 2014
I don't trust that skeeze Joan. He WAS the ice truck killer! #Elementary
— Kira Ebert (kebert2thumbsup) December 12, 2014
Sherlock Holmes: world's greatest detective and world's worst relationship advisor. #Elementary
— hoosier jedi (hoosierjedi) December 12, 2014
Did he just call her a baboon? #Elementary
— Heaux Heaux Heaux (aprilinoctober) December 12, 2014
@ELEMENTARYStaff Romantic Terrorist is another great band name option. @LadyJBug #Elementary
— Brigida Pirraglia (brigpirr) December 12, 2014
Did he just compare Joan to a baboon?! (Insert train slap here) #Elementary
— Breezy (soSHalanZietE) December 12, 2014
Sherlock's relationship insight on Joan "...Baboon broadcasts inflated genitals." 😅 These 2 are hysterical #Elementary @Elementary_CBS
— ❤ Jess ƸӜƷ ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ (jesstravel) December 12, 2014
Sherlock is so Sherlocky tonight. #Elementary
— Erin Gray (EKGrayME) December 12, 2014
@LucyLiu @jonnyjlm #BaboonsAndInflatedGentials is my new favorite line. The delivery was sharp from you both. #Elementary
— kambesyes (kambesyes) December 12, 2014