I'm doing my Monday Every Day post a day early. Also, I have decided to do the one-week May Monster Madness, along with Blog Every Day in May. Today's Every Day prompt is: "Issue a public apology. This can be as funny or as serious or as creative as you want it to be." So, I'm opting for funny and issuing an apology to all movie and TV monsters out there:
I'm sorry, movie and TV monsters, for not taking you more seriously. I should have thought of you as terrifying instead of stupid, as grotesquely misshapen figures instead of bad CGI. My enjoyment of your entertainment would have been tenfold. I would have been able to hop right into the action and been a part of it. I really only cheated myself. So, I sincerely apologize to all you TV and movie monsters. I will watch again, and enjoy immensely.
Edit: Although I wrote this a day early, I put the correct publish date, so it appears to have been written on Monday.