The episode opens with Rudy violating Dorian... violating his AI computer brain, anyway. He roots around as Dorian "sleeps," leaving Dorian a bit freaked out.
SO, Dorian has boundaries this is a really big big deal #almosthuman
— fatcrow (@fatcr0w) February 18, 2014
Did Dorian get roofied by Rudy? #AlmostHuman
— Melissa (@WhoaMellyNYC) February 18, 2014
More sexbots, Rudy? lol #almosthuman #tvtag http://t.co/rOWJEyotdk
— Jacqueline Dreyer (@MonsterFactory3) February 18, 2014
Rudy is cyber molesting Dorian!! Smh what a perv!
#AlmostHuman
— Lucky (@lucchaser) February 18, 2014
It's like they're trying to write the fanfic prompts themselves #almosthuman #dorianshavesjohn
— Danni Pleasance (@dannipleasance) February 18, 2014
PAUL LIE #1:
Throughout the episode, Kennex tells humorous lies (or jokes, depending on how you look at it) about the reason for Det. Paul's absence during the case. His first lie (to Rudy) is that Paul is out with an infected piercing, "down there."
Yeah TMI there Kennex! Didn't need to know that! #AlmostHuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— Nikki Bateman (@flybaby014563) February 18, 2014
Yet another example of the #almosthuman boys casually talking about male private parts.
— Phantastic Geek (@PhantasticGeek) February 18, 2014
What are you snoopin in my mans brain for?! #AlmostHuman
— Jason Walters (@BookwormJWW) February 18, 2014
That's awfully shady Rudy. #AlmostHuman
— Jessica (@Eutopia26) February 18, 2014
If Dorian goes all blue screen of death I really hope he's still under warranty. #almosthuman
— Nikki Brandyberry (@NikiBrandyberry) February 18, 2014
Is Dorian unwittingly being used as a storage unit, a la Johnny Mnemonic? O.o #almosthuman
— karenec (@karenecwriter) February 18, 2014
I think it would be really awkward to have SAM in the house with a married couple, WHAT IF THEY WANNA DO THE DO ON THE COUCH? #almosthuman
— fatcrow (@fatcr0w) February 18, 2014
Never trust those pools with those creepy covers. EVER. #AlmostHuman
— Sarah Butterfly (@ThatAuntZelda) February 18, 2014
That dude is just creepy. He's like freakin everywhere. Doesn't seem like a butler... #AlmostHuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— Nikki Bateman (@flybaby014563) February 18, 2014
Well at least the house isn't haunted....it's just self aware #AlmostHuman
— GuilTron 3.0===O'o (@GuilTron1984rd) February 18, 2014
You bastard, Sam! #AlmostHuman #SmartHomeGoneWrong
— Miss (@justme_Miss) February 18, 2014
@AlmostHumanFOX @DRNBots Let this be a lesson to us all. Never buy new technology until the 2nd or 3rd generation. SmartHome1.0 #AlmostHuman
— Dusty (@youwin67) February 18, 2014
#AlmostHuman Where nothing can ever go wrong.. go wrong.. go wrong..
— Sanguinia TV (@SanguiniaTV) February 18, 2014
The house on some HAL ish. #almosthuman #tvtag http://t.co/wrQAohdxvH
— Quartez(MayanRapGod) (@mrquartez) February 18, 2014
Ok that scene was disturbing as hell. #AlmostHuman
— Sistah K (@_SistahK) February 18, 2014
Darn technology, you scary. #AlmostHuman
— Stephen B (@nipsey) February 18, 2014
#AlmostHuman Hacked House On The Hill
— Ashley Marie (@ashland_94) February 18, 2014
Oh he'll naw! Killing a person with their own futuristic home is cold. #AlmostHuman
— Reshanda Donaldson (@Reshandal) February 18, 2014
PAUL LIE #2:
Kennex's second lie (to a fellow cop, played by Daniel Mallinson) is that Paul is out with internal and external hemorrhoids, and that the department should chip in for a donut pillow.
Dorian and Kennex meet with Kay Stenson (Suleka Mathew), the CEO, and Peter Newsom (David Stuart), the lawyer for Synturion, the security company that made the killer system. Stenson seems to have entirely noble reasons for creating the system, as she had been assaulted by several men in her own home before such security systems existed. Kennex gets it, but clearly disagrees with how far she took the system... a kid jumping over a fence used to be met with a yell rather than "laser-guided gunfire."
Oh, snap. She actually left Kennex speechless. When's the last time that happened? #AlmostHuman
— Amy Vernon (@AmyVernon) February 18, 2014
I swear to god if the rape survivor is the bad guy in this episode I will quit this show. #AlmostHuman
— Sarah Butterfly (@ThatAuntZelda) February 18, 2014
Remember back when..reprimand for a kid was a yell out the windows, not laser-guided gunfire. BAM! True that! #almosthuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— DRN Files Podcast (@DRNPod) February 18, 2014
DISRUPT? cool hacker group name #AlmostHuman
— Steve Fulcinelli (@SteveFulc516) February 18, 2014
Is anyone watching #AlmostHuman tonight? Is it just me, or are they making some not-so-subtle parallels to Trayvon Martin?
— Ms. Andry (@softjunebreeze) February 18, 2014
oooh both dorian and kennex having flashbacks #AlmostHuman
— angela monroe (@angelam29) February 18, 2014
Rudy what kind if voodoo witch magic did you do to Dorian's head??? #AlmostHuman
— Tameka☆Wright (@AkematYanet) February 18, 2014
Dorian as a kid. Am I the only one thinking that to be adorable? #AlmostHuman
— Princess Luna (@trendinprincess) February 18, 2014
Maybe Dorian is like a doll...from Dollhouse. #almosthuman
— Monique A. Williams (@momowilly) February 18, 2014
concerned john is my favorite john. #almosthuman
— Sara (@mischiefdarling) February 18, 2014
It's Skynet! RUN! #AlmostHuman
— Mynda Bullock (@PxlWvr) February 18, 2014
nothing good ever comes from a blackout...oh boy #AlmostHuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— *N@ttY G* (@trinielf) February 18, 2014
Future blackouts seem more terrifying than those in the present. Technological dependence has it's downsides #almosthuman #batteries?
— Reina (@Beni_O2) February 18, 2014
Rudy you can kiss your custom built tablet goodbye :( @AlmostHumanFOX #almosthuman
— Nicole Walker (@tniwalker) February 18, 2014
Oh, Rudy doesn't want to give up his hacking computer. How sweet. #AlmostHuman
— Dahne (@dahne1) February 18, 2014
Undercover Time! #AlmostHuman Guyliner and Purple Hair. LOVE it!! @minkakelly #KarlUrban @AlmostHumanFOX
— Samantha O'Connor (@ErisianDiva78) February 18, 2014
This music speaks to my inner nanotechnic systems #AlmostHuman
— Nano the Robot (@Nano20XXad) February 18, 2014
I guess this is a retro rave. The future version of Steampunk. #AlmostHuman
— Starwolf Oakley (@starwolf_oakley) February 18, 2014
OMG THEY'RE DISGUISES ARE TOO PERFECT I JUST KARL THAT GUYLINER SPEAKS TO ME ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL #ALMOSTHUMAN
— Tameka☆Wright (@AkematYanet) February 18, 2014
IS JOHN WEARING EYELINER RIGHT NOW. AND TALKING WITH KARL'S ACCENT. OH MY GOD. #almosthuman
— Samantha Simard (@Sammykinz) February 18, 2014
wasn't even gonna live tweet tonight but dayum... I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY HE LOOKS GOOD WITH EYELINER!?!? Is it just me? #AlmostHuman
— Abigail (@BakerStr33tGal) February 18, 2014
JOHN IN GUYLINER. Just like when he was Vaako. DUDE KIWI ACCENT. #almosthuman
— Tasha (@profilerchicspn) February 18, 2014
Goodbye friends I am dead. Cause of death: the accent and the eyeliner and the JACKET. #AlmostHuman
— Ricechex (@RicechexKindle) February 18, 2014
John Kennex in that hacker get up uhm like goddamn can we agree that was hella? #AlmostHuman
— Lydia (@esperanzalydia) February 18, 2014
#AlmostHuman Expecting a handshake, aaand he gets the handcuffs instead. Nice.
— Glennis Blanchfield (@GBlanch0828) February 18, 2014
That was smooth Kennex, real smooth #AlmostHuman
— geeking out daily (@temptoetry) February 18, 2014
I thought tube lawyer was up to something.... but he dead now. There goes that theory. #AlmostHuman
— Jerome (@PinkandZen) February 18, 2014
Dude, if I was rich enough for a smart house, I would be staying in a motel until this crap was over! #AlmostHuman
— Emily Selleck (@fogisbeautiful) February 18, 2014
FUN TECH:
Nothing to do with the story, but awesome tech: neon fish!
Did I see psychedelic fish in that fountain area? Their bodies were flashing colors like a neon sign. #AlmostHuman
— MikeDemo (@mikedemo) February 18, 2014
PAUL LIE #3:
Kennex's third lie is the best one if all. He tells a female cop that Paul got an infection from a sex bot. Her reaction -- and his reaction to her reaction -- is priceless. I was laughing so hard, I scared my kitties.
The Paul lies keep getting better, oh my gosh #AlmostHuman
— HaleyH (@Wierdrocks) February 18, 2014
Hahahaha kennex is spreading his lies! LOL, now that female cop gotta go get tested!
#AlmostHuman
— Lucky (@lucchaser) February 18, 2014
Why wouldn't you regularly clean your sexbot?! @AlmostHumanFOX #almosthuman
— Nicole Walker (@tniwalker) February 18, 2014
Lolol! Reality of sex bots kicks it. Someone needs a tub of sanitizer now #AlmostHuman
— Lyntha Tye (@lynthatye) February 18, 2014
Haha, she needs to clean her #Sexbot #AlmostHuman @AlmostHumanFOX
— Albion Williams Jr. (@AlbionWilliams) February 18, 2014
Det. Kennex is having WAY too much fun at Det. Paul's expense. But it is funny as hell #AlmostHuman
— Karen Ferguson (@BluLadyK) February 18, 2014
"Apparently you have to keep those things clean". "Really?" I literally cackled at that one. #AlmostHuman
— Melissa Cryer (@Mel_Cryer) February 18, 2014
I like this hacker kid. He annoys Kennex and that's good enough for me. #AlmostHuman
— Dahne (@dahne1) February 18, 2014
Nico likes to scrunch up in a chair instead of actually sitting in it #almosthuman #tvtag http://t.co/rOWJEyotdk
— Jacqueline Dreyer (@MonsterFactory3) February 18, 2014
@AlmostHumanFOX @DRNBots Uncanny, I always crouch on my chair like gollum when I hack, too #AlmostHuman
— Dusty (@youwin67) February 18, 2014
How is killing those people going to bring her friend back or honor his memory? #AlmostHuman
— Jessica (@Eutopia26) February 18, 2014
@AlmostHumanFOX OMG! Where are the cameras?! Cause I am lol
— LouLou (@MadMarch7) February 18, 2014
I really think you shoot out some windows right now so that lack of oxygen thing isn't a factor. Just saying. #AlmostHuman
— Dahne (@dahne1) February 18, 2014
oooh Holo-Kennix #AlmostHuman more Kennex more fun @DRNBots
— Robin (@rob0349) February 18, 2014
Anddddd he's down. #AlmostHuman
— Almost Human Podcast (@AlmostHumanPod) February 18, 2014
#AlmostHuman Dorian kicked that Sam-bots metal ass
— Ashley Marie (@ashland_94) February 18, 2014
Triple Kennex is fun as well. Emily is brilliant here too. In a psycho crazy kind of way. #AlmostHuman
— Dahne (@dahne1) February 18, 2014
@AlmostHumanFOX: Triple KENNEX,,,,oh my hell YUMMY ;-) #almosthuman
— mistelle kaldis (@tigermistelle) February 18, 2014
Full circle to the scifi Zimmerman analogy: it's now the white teen holding the gun opposite the black adult. #almosthuman
— Phantastic Geek (@PhantasticGeek) February 18, 2014
Dorian is the most human cop I've ever seen on TV. #AlmostHuman
— Amy Vernon (@AmyVernon) February 18, 2014
You're not a monster? Umm I'm sorry but did you not just kill like 3 people and attempted to kill another #AlmostHuman
— JNH (@Jae_Gatsby) February 18, 2014
You killed THREE PEOPLE girl of course people gonna think you're a monster so smart yet so dumb #AlmostHuman
— Josie C (@Cattythespy) February 18, 2014
That's it, Dorian, talk her down & throw her in the cubes #almosthuman #tvtag http://t.co/rOWJEyotdk
— Jacqueline Dreyer (@MonsterFactory3) February 18, 2014
PAUL TRUTH:
When the cop whom Kennex told about fake hemorrhoids presents Maldonado with Bitcoins for Paul's brand new donut pillow, she gets rather snippy. She seems more upset that everyone believed Kennex's lies than about the lying itself. Then she tells the cop what really happened. Paul took his mom to Mexico for his birthday! --I think I like the sex-bot-infection story better.
Kennix keeps suckering them in. One day they will learn #AlmostHuman
— ShaiLeesi (@ShaiUnfiltered) February 18, 2014
John, you've made several of your colleagues look foolish. You're going to get a black eye from someone! #AlmostHuman
— Karen (@AwesomeMartiniG) February 18, 2014
Maybe Maldanado could grow a sense of humor. #AlmostHuman
— Jessica (@Eutopia26) February 18, 2014
A bittersweet ending #AlmostHuman
— Transistor Papi (@BAS3DSINCE88) February 18, 2014
Wow, this ending gets you right in the heart. #AlmostHuman
— Dahne (@dahne1) February 18, 2014
And now I'm crying... #AlmostHuman
— Emily Selleck (@fogisbeautiful) February 18, 2014
Oh hey, a rare case of the validation of online friendships! Don't see nearly enough of that in the media. Well done, #AlmostHuman.
— Sarah Butterfly (@ThatAuntZelda) February 18, 2014
Who planted the memories in Dorian's head? WE NEED A SEASON 2 #almosthuman #tvtag http://t.co/rOWJEyotdk
— Jacqueline Dreyer (@MonsterFactory3) February 18, 2014
The mythology behind this show is growing. Who is enjoying this? #AlmostHuman
— Lynsey (@frozenaura) February 18, 2014
maybe Dorian is really a real person.. #AlmostHuman
— Jon Jon (@chiemps) February 18, 2014
Some1 wants to remember that little boy, evn if it's the little boy himself, there's something latent in code.DORIAN IS SPECIAL #almosthuman
— fatcrow (@fatcr0w) February 18, 2014
actual protective besties Rudy and John #AlmostHuman
— HaleyH (@Wierdrocks) February 18, 2014
John, you know Dorian is going to be uber pissed if you don't tell him. *smh* #almosthuman
— karenec (@karenecwriter) February 18, 2014
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